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“Dropping me from the sky?? This sounds as arsey as I am. Be careful not to follow my footsteps, young padawan.”

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“But if the Return of the Flagpole is that important to you, I have no heart to say no. But that means I want to see your ‘being electrocuted’ dance moves. It’s only fair.”

“Can I get a prescription for that advice?”

“Oh, it is. I lose sleep every night wondering when I’ll see it next, will it be as impressive? Does he really think that’s working?” Laughing, Hawke yanked open the cabin door and waved Richard in ahead of her. “Hey! I learned those from the best, you know. If you aren’t completely spellbound by my awkward flailing, you only have yourself to blame.”