“Look there’s nothing wrong with aspiring to be a trophy wife.”

archerofdurinsfolk:

“ Well yeah, but the point of a trophy wife is to be a status symbol for a middle-aged bigshot, tellin’ the world they’re all rich and powerful. ”

“ And I think we can both agree that that’s not the husband you ended up with. ”

“I didn’t?? Oh, shit! Looks like I’m going to have to stop bragging to all the ‘fellas’ down at the country club.”